Reviewing Undertale

A long time ago, Toby Fox, the person behind the now famous Undertale, changed my life. It helped me in so many ways. People in my family haven't helped me grow up like Toby did. That may be strange, I don't care, media changes us and it's beautiful. I won't be cringing at myself here, this a bear your soul kind of review, we are going to go HAM with the personal stories and then we are going to give this game a fucking 10/10. This game is everything about games that I hold dear. I love it. I love people in my life better because of it. I walked IN THE RAIN when I saw the upload of the Symphonic soundtrack and THOUGHT ABOUT MY LIFE. Buckle up we are going to do a real game review about Undertale, we're going to play it again (Live on Twitch, ew, gross), we are going to do RESEARCH we are going to end this paragraph!

Reviewing MGS2 in one Paragraph (impossible)

My Favorite game is Metal Gear Solid 2. I cannot stress how painful it is for me to be succinct about it. Everything about it is perfect and I don't care if you "don't like it" everything that WAS achieved was planned to work the way it did. If you are not interested in the game, you are experiencing this amazing sensation called having an opinion. In MY opinion, Dragon Quest is boring; I don't think Akira Toriyama is worried about that. So when I say 10/10 I need you to understand that this is fully objective and will be used as legal precedent. I couldn't tell you WHY I think MGS2 is a 10/10 without letting slip that I am opinionated. I also happen to be right because years of action games would imitate what Kojima and team did with years of practice and talent. The team had enough time to code MELTING ICE, this is a team that is done with their assignment and building bottle rockets while other dev's are fighting for their lives to make a deadline. Oh, it has too much story? Too much content? The Sneaking game doesn't have 360 headshots? Grow up. Metal Gear Solid 2 is perfect because there was NOTHING like it. Now it is a cornerstone of stealth games. Get real. 10/10.

Reviewing Undertale so you'll get off my back.

One of my favorite games is Undertale. I cannot stress how painful it is for me to be succinct about it. Everything about it is perfect and I don't care if you "don't like it" everything that WAS achieved was planned to work the way it did. If you are not interested in the game, you are experiencing this amazing sensation called having an opinion. In MY opinion, Dragon Quest is boring; I don't think Akira Toriyama is worried about that. So when I say 10/10 I need you to understand that this is fully objective and will be used as legal precedent. I couldn't tell you WHY I think Undertale is a 10/10 without letting slip that I am opinionated. I also happen to be right because indie games would imitate what Fox and team did with years of practice, talent and the love and support of their fans. A talented team of developers were able to bring us a...